Link and Slime

Here's a caption for some horny anon over on 4chan. He wanted some slime to have his way with Link from Legend of Zelda.

I think I got that part. I'm not really a fan of these types of stories. But I guess it came out okay. Fetishes are all over the internet and I think I just satisfied one of many fanbases.

Will this caption stand the test of time?